Tuesday 29 September 2015

The Ads (T1B14)

With voting coming up in a few weeks, all political leaders are beginning to empty their wallets on attack ads. If you go ahead and search up their websites, they are all asking you for donations so that they can make more ads that annoy us 24/7. Like seriously! I can't even watch a Youtube video without watching Justin Trudeau complain about Stephen Harper.

Monday 28 September 2015

(T1B13)

Last class, my socials teacher told us about this Islamic women who was denied citizenship because she was wearing a tsadar over her head. Apparently, to be a citizen in Canada, you must not have anything covering your head. Now she's taking the Canadian government to court because she believes that she should be able to be a citizen along with her religion.

Why would the Canadian government even make a law banning people from being citizens if they are wearing stuff on their heads????? This women should be able to be a citizen despite wearing a tsadar! Let's hope that she wins in court.

Thursday 24 September 2015

T1B12

Wow, the conservatives are doing much better than I thought. Here's the link: Political News. I expected the liberals to get the majority of the voters because of all the advertisements they put everywhere but it turns out that people actually want to vote for Stephen Harper.

Wednesday 23 September 2015

The Enragment of the Americans (T1B11)

China has been getting more and more powerful in military and economy (Link). Recently, it has been building artificial islands and aircraft bases and threatening neighbouring countries. The United States is infuriated and wants to reduce China's influence on other Asian countries. America believes that all other countries should be democratic.

Why do other countries have to be democratic? Why does America think that democracy is the way to life? Most of all, why are they spending so much time and money on the Asian countries just to prevent them from being communists?

Tuesday 22 September 2015

The Mergusting Benz (T1B10)

Is it just me, or is the Mercedes Benz tryin' to make their cars look like metal ovals in 3D? Here's the link:Mercedes Trash for $$$$$

Saturday 19 September 2015

Bird=Brainless (T1B8)

Apparently these people thought that they were doing a good deed when they released a young bird from a burger polystyrene box but they bird ended up flying into a window. Here's the link: Bird Brain

My first thought was what kind of idiot would keep a bird in a burger styrofoam box and release it beside tinted windows???!


Friday 18 September 2015

Trump gets Trumped (T1B7)

Here's another video: Bullying

Sometimes politicians like to act like school bullies...Like is bragidocious even a real word?

Thursday 17 September 2015

Idiots of America (T1B6)

Yesterday, my brother showed me this piece of news : Piece of News

Anyways, this 14-year old guy named Ahmed Mohamed made this clock in a briefcase and brought it to school for his 'invention'. His teacher proceeded to call the police because she mistook it for a bomb and he was pretty much handcuffed for just a few hours. After this news became viral, he claimed that he was arrested only because of racial inequality.

First of all what kind of kid would bring an invention that looks like a weapon that could potentially blast the heads off of your classmates? Of course his teacher should have called the police because if something really did go wrong, it would be her responsibility. It is obviously not because of racial inequality. Ahmed is just another kid that thinks that anything bad that happens is only based off of racism. Which is what our messed up society is teaching us.

Why do people even call this inspiring? It's more like idiotiring.
Explanation of the increasing amount of idiots.

Wednesday 16 September 2015

The Missing Tourist (T1B5)

So apparently there was this tourist whom everyone thought went  missing joined her own search party. Here is the link: LOL

In 2012, there was a woman who was reported missing in Iceland and when she returned, she joined her own search party. After several hours of intensive searching, the tourist realized that she was the individual that everyone was looking for.

I wonder if this is the case for many search parties.



Tuesday 15 September 2015

(Thankfully) Extinct Giant Animals (T1B4)

Today, I learned about the eurypterids or 'giant scorpions'.

Let's say that if these "giant scorpions" still live, fishing would be the utmost boring thing that existed after golf. Having 5-10 lobsters in the lake will make fishing reduce your level of boredom to the point that our human minds can barely comprehend. Maybe because the giant scorpions have such large appetites. Also, if you plan on going for a swim because lakes are the only alternatives to swimming pools and oceans, which are filled with godknows what, lakes will now be occupied with prehistoric lobsters that are larger than you and will unleash all of their rage on your soft toes if given the chance to do so.

I can't believe that such creepy bugs ever lived! If they still roam the planet, I would be in mars right now, unless they live in zoos. I wouldn't even want to walk in water that's not in a swimming pool anymore.

Mother nature sure has a broad sense of imagination.


Sunday 13 September 2015

America's Dilemma (T1B3)

Kanye West is selling clothing for $2200:  Rags for Sale

He is also running for president.

As you can probably guess, I love laughing at politicians. But I am not going to do so today.

Kanye West is a rapper with not much talent and a wannabe clothing designer. He produced tracks such as Stronger (a rip-off of Daft Punk's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger) and other songs that I only need to hear once. During the 2015 MTV VMA awards ceremony, after accepting his award for godknowswhat reason, Kanye made a speech for presidential candidacy by beginning with "Bro" (Kanye's Full Acceptance Speech). We aren't exactly sure if he's serious or not.

I dunno what to say. I think that the reason he is running for president is because he's so full of himself. Kanye thinks that he is so popular and loved by everyone - sort of like Mr. Donald... just without as much money. Or as much pride. Or as much delusion.

At least Kanye's out there tryin' to make a livin'.


Saturday 12 September 2015

Another Triumph for Trash (T1B2)

Sooooooooooooo...I was watching a Youtube video about Donald Trump getting interviewed by a Mexican man. Here's the link: Trump Mocking Mexican

As we all know, Donald Trump said that if he was elected as president, he will build a wall between Mexico and America to prevent illegal immigrants. The Mexican man was extremely insulted by what Trump had said and asked him a question: would he build a wall between America and every country to prevent illegal immigrants, thieves, and drug dealers? Trump interrupted and asked if the man was sent by Mexico to ask him the question and did not provide a complete answer.

Donald Trump is so rude and he thinks that he can handle issues better than Obama - which he ACTUALLY stated in one of his interviews. I have a feeling that he will not be elected as president because he is a business man and not someone who can represent the United States and care about world issues. He only cares about himself and his 5 billion dollars. I wonder how he ever got the idea of running for president.

Trump for prez? Nah, more like trash for prez.

KO! Another victory for Trump! - Napoleon Churchill, 12/09/2015

Friday 11 September 2015

First Post (T1B1)

Hi there!

My nickname is Napoleon and I attend Churchill's Synergy program! I am very excited to start the new school year as a highschool student and kinda stressed about the fact that I'm not yet enrolled in l'immersion francais yet although my nice brother told me to do it a couple of months ago but... anyways, I'm done for today and ready for the weekend - bye!