Today, I learned about the eurypterids or 'giant scorpions'.
Let's say that if these "giant scorpions" still live, fishing would be the utmost boring thing that existed after golf. Having 5-10 lobsters in the lake will make fishing reduce your level of boredom to the point that our human minds can barely comprehend. Maybe because the giant scorpions have such large appetites. Also, if you plan on going for a swim because lakes are the only alternatives to swimming pools and oceans, which are filled with godknows what, lakes will now be occupied with prehistoric lobsters that are larger than you and will unleash all of their rage on your soft toes if given the chance to do so.
I can't believe that such creepy bugs ever lived! If they still roam the planet, I would be in mars right now, unless they live in zoos. I wouldn't even want to walk in water that's not in a swimming pool anymore.
Mother nature sure has a broad sense of imagination.
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